Affiliate Program
Get Paid to Share the Revolution
Earn 25–35% commission on every sale. No inventory. No risk. No boss. Just a link and a commission.
How It Works
Three steps. Zero overhead.
Sign Up Free
Fill out the form below. You get a unique referral link instantly — no approval wait.
Share Your Link
Post on social media, email your network, write a review, tell a friend. Your link tracks everything.
Get Paid
When someone buys through your link, commission is calculated and sent directly to your bank via Stripe.
Commission Tiers
The more you refer, the more you earn. Tiers upgrade automatically.
25%
Free — anyone
- ✓Unique referral link
- ✓Affiliate dashboard
- ✓Monthly payouts
- ✓Marketing assets
30%
$500+ in referred sales
- ✓Everything in Standard
- ✓30% on all sales
- ✓Bi-monthly payouts (1st & 15th)
- ✓Priority support
- ✓Early product access
35%
$2,000+ in referred sales
- ✓Everything in Pro
- ✓35% on all sales
- ✓Weekly payouts
- ✓Dedicated partner manager
- ✓Co-marketing opportunities
- ✓Business license referrals
Income Calculator
See what you could earn. Slide to adjust.
$872
Monthly
$10,458
Yearly
35%
Your Rate
Elite
Your Tier
Based on Full Suite at $249. Individual app commissions vary.
Real Income Scenarios
From casual sharing to full-time partner income.
Casual Sharer
One YouTube mention or newsletter feature
500 people see it, 2% buy the suite (10 sales)
$623from one mention
Active Affiliate
Consistent promotion across social media
50 suite sales per month at Pro tier (30%)
$3,735/month
Business-Focused
Targeting small businesses and teams
2 business teams per month (10 seats each)
$6,296/month
Government Contract
One mid-size state agency (500 seats)
One-time purchase at $109.99/seat, Elite tier 35%
$19,248per contract
What You Get as a Partner
We set you up for success from day one.
Your Unique Link
A personal referral link that tracks all your sales — share anywhere.
Marketing Toolkit
Ready-to-use social posts, email templates, and key talking points.
Partner Dashboard
Real-time earnings, referral history, tier progress, and payout tracking.
Automatic Payouts
Commissions deposited directly to your bank via Stripe — no invoicing.
Income Calculator
Interactive tool to see exactly how much you can earn at any volume.
Success Tips
Proven strategies for social media, email, and business-focused promotion.
Frequently Asked Questions
Is it really free to join?
Yes. There is no cost, no commitment, and no catch. You sign up, get your link, and start earning.
How do I get paid?
You connect your bank account via Stripe during onboarding. When a sale happens through your link, commission is automatically transferred to your account.
How long does the cookie last?
90 days. If someone clicks your link today and buys within 90 days, you earn the commission.
Can I promote on social media?
Absolutely. Social media, YouTube, blogs, email newsletters, word of mouth — whatever works for you. The only restriction is no paid ads using our brand keywords.
What if someone requests a refund?
If a sale is refunded, the commission is reversed. This keeps the program fair for everyone.
How do tier upgrades work?
Tiers upgrade automatically based on your total earned commissions. At $500 you become Pro (30%), at $2,000 you become Elite (35%). No application needed.
Can I refer businesses and government agencies?
Yes. Business and government referrals are where the biggest commissions are. Elite partners can earn thousands on a single deal.
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